“To Know Peace, Obey These Laws,” reads a plaque below a painting in a Louisiana courthouse lobby. That’ll be easier said than done, because the town of Slidell won’t be getting any peace soon and “these laws,” the American Civil Liberties Union would remind us, are still open to interpretation.

The always interesting ACLU filed a lawsuit on behalf of an unnamed plaintiff who registered a complaint about the painting, which portrays Jesus Christ with a Russian-language Bible. Defendants to-be are the city of Slidell, St. Tammany Parish, and city judge James Lamz.

The ACLU is, of course, arguing issues of church and state. In a well-quoted statement, president and acting executive director of the Louisiana ACLU chapter Vincent Booth said that “We did not file this lawsuit because the ACLU is anti-religion … We did file this lawsuit because we believe this display is clearly in violation of the law.”

Naturally, many rallied round Jesus’ cause, as protestors demonstrated in support of keeping the artwork. By far the most hilarious quote came from Slidell Mayor Ben Morris. His Honor compared the ACLU to “American Taliban who seek to destroy our culture and heritage.”

Local talk radio host Jeff Crouere has no doubt gotten lots of airtime out of the flap; online, he’s got an editorial running entitled, “Louisiana Jesus Court Portrait Right Move.”

Crouere seeks to set the record straight about the ACLU. “What is sad,” he opines, “is that the ACLU is pursuing a matter that was never a controversy in the past. In fact, in the ten years that court has been in existence, no one has ever complained and no one has ever been able to point to an incident of discrimination based on religion. It was a manufactured crisis to get headlines for the ACLU.”

The ACLU specializes in such activities, writes Crouere: “Typically, the ACLU is acting like a bully and trying to force the court to make an action that is counter to the wishes of the vast majority of citizens in the community. … Real violations of civil liberties are not a focus of the ACLU; instead headline grabbing controversies are their forte.”

Interestingly, Crouere then proceeds to openly question why the ACLU doesn’t do something about the poor performance of law enforcement, the DA and judges in
Louisiana.

Um, Jeff, that’s not really their business, is it? And shouldn’t Crouere be remembering ACLU participation in Hurricane Katrina actions, as well? In theory, this gang is an equal-opportunity rights defender, after all…